Monday, December 15, 2008

It's Not Everyday You Get a New Franchise Savior

I know it's hard, Torontonians. Torontoites. Torontans. Whatever. The Raps have stumbled a bit out of the gate, and failed to take advantage of some absolutely inspired play from one Chris Bosh. But fear not: the answer is here.

The Toronto Raptors may have pulled the move of the season in signing Jake Voskuhl.

Naturally, I tried to find a goofy picture of Jake to throw up here, but instead I found something much better. I present to you the Top 5 Google Image results for Jake Voskuhl:






I don't think I could have possibly written anything that more accurately summed up Voskuhl's career than those five pictures did.

 
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