Monday, November 24, 2008

I Leave You People Alone For Five Days...

And everything goes to hell in a handcart. 

P.J. gets fired after handling one of the roughest transitions in NBA history with one of the worst teams in NBA history.

The Warriors all of a sudden decide themselves + The Knicks = greatness!

The Knicks put a big sign up in the yards: " LEBRONMART: COMING 2010!" 

And now the Wizards mercifully put an end to Eddie Jordan's tenure. At this point, this is telling someone on the chain gang who's worked for twenty years trying to get released that you're just going to shoot him. Yeah, it sucks that he'll be shot, but at least he's not diggin' ditches anymore. 

Okay, I'm going back to moving-enforced exile, but can someone please, please, please tell me what in the holy hell is going on in the bay? Who's in charge? Mullen? Nellie? The Dark Sith Lord? Who's running things up there? 

Finally, I think I may have hit a new low in obsession when I see the Grizzlies got blown out by a zillion points but I end up exclaming "Conley had 14 and 7!" 

Watch yourself, NBA. Don't break anything else while I'm gone. 

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