Tuesday, November 18, 2008

15 Footer 11.18.08: Mail It In In A Hurry Edition

Buncha games tonight, I'm moving, Corn's got a stupid prior engagement. Let's play WHEEL... OF... MEH!

REASONS TO WATCH THE GAMES OF THE NATIONAL BASKETBALL ASSOCIATION TONIGHT IN TWO SENTENCES OR LESS:

Atlanta at Indiana: Because otherwise you won't be able to honestly say that you've watched small market teams and they are flat out inferior compared to the Lakers/Celtics.

Dallas at Charlotte: Because one day soon you'll be able to tell your kids, "I remember when Gerald Wallace was on the Bobcats. They sucked! Just like they suck now!"

Miami at Washington: Because Dwyane Wade will either break your soul or break his leg and nothing in between. Also, Chris Quinn looks funny and Epic Vale is tall.

Toronto at Orlando: Good teams not playing well. Watch and criticize!

Cleveland at New Jersey: LeBron James meets Yi Jianlian in one of the singularly most bizarre sights in the NBA.

New York at Boston: Because last year it made Posting and Toasting vomit blood.

Sacramento at Memphis: Salmons! Warrick! ... Bagels!

Milwaukee at Denver: Joe Alexander faces Carmelo Anthony. It's like PUNK'D, only with ass kicking.

Portland at Golden State: Run.

Chicago at Los Angeles Lakers: Either way you can tell a group of fans to shut the f*ck up and sit the f*ck down.

 
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