Um. Yeah. So.
Not so much with the good.
REASONS TO WATCH THE GAMES OF THE NATIONAL BASKETBALL ASSOCIATION TONIGHT:
Good Love Is Hard To Find (In Oklahoma):
Houston at Oklahoma City.
Crazy Pills: What is this?
Earl Watson: What is what?
Crazy Pills: This thing. This thing we're playing. This thing that's trying to stop me yet I continue to throw the ball with great velocity at the basket unimpeded?
Nick Collison: Look, we're rebuilding, okay? We need some work.
Yao Ming: You can't build a fortress from the dung of a dragon; completeness is only sacrifice in golden terms.
Crazy Pills: What the f*ck does that mean?
Luis Scola: I think what he iz traying to say iz this team is very terrible at playing basketball.
Crazy Pills: But what are they?
*Kevin Durant clangs another jumper.
Russell Westbrook: Noooo, couldn't have taken Love, could they? Noooo. I could be running with Al Jefferson right now. Stupid Bulls.
*Joe Smith sinks 18 footer, secretly ties shoelaces of Jeff Green together.
Crazy Pills: I think I'll dunk now.
Tracy McGrady: My booboo hurts.
Blake Ahearn's Revenge, Game 1:
San Antonio at LA Clippers.
Now that Blake's back in the NBA, tonight he begins his slaughter of all those that questioned him, starting with the Clippers. Expect a barrage of golf claps from the bench and awkward high fives during timeouts. That'll show 'em!
I already miss the 2006-2008Baron Davis, don't you?
Um. Roger Mason is good. The end.
Phoenix at Utah.