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You know, I dealt with it when you decided to suddenly be good and actually play for two seasons. I even rooted for you. I stuck with you despite the fact that you helped the Utah Jazz to become the most overrated NBA team since... well... the last really good Jazz team. I defended your decision to go to LA and break up the UNSTOPPABLE. I even tolerated your on-again, off-again fictional relationship with my wife. But this is too far.
"Potential Los Angeles Clippers savior Baron Davis was spotted leaving an event with Kate Hudson on Monday night. Before hoping into his SUV, Hudson jokingly told the baller that if he had signed with the Lakers he could have probably partied with even bigger celebrities like Cloris Leachman or Angelina Jolie. David politely told Hudson that there was nobody bigger than her, then bit his thumb and thought about all the fun he could be having if he wore purple and gold."
Baron, you step in on Kate, we're gonna have to throw down. No, I don't care about any of the myriad chick flicks, she will always be Penny Lane to me and therefore be unimaginably hot.
Damn you, Davis. Damn you.