Today, we lost another one of our valued countrymen to the greedy mitts of Italy, which brings the Dan Dickau era to an unfortunate halt. I mean, in a lot of ways, I'm thankful for the short time that he blessed our lives. But I'm just too selfish; six seasons just weren't enough. Six cities were not enough. I'll long for the days where he would hold me tenderly in his arms, whispering softly to me while I... -- AHEM. It is truly a shame that Mr. Dickau could no longer be part of the National Basketball Association and continue our strictly professional, respectful relationship.
...Goodbye, old friend. My references to sub-par white point guards will never be the same. I mean who do have left, really?