Tuesday, August 12, 2008

The End of an Era

Today, we lost another one of our valued countrymen to the greedy mitts of Italy, which brings the Dan Dickau era to an unfortunate halt. I mean, in a lot of ways, I'm thankful for the short time that he blessed our lives. But I'm just too selfish; six seasons just weren't enough. Six cities were not enough. I'll long for the days where he would hold me tenderly in his arms, whispering softly to me while I... -- AHEM. It is truly a shame that Mr. Dickau could no longer be part of the National Basketball Association and continue our strictly professional, respectful relationship.

...Goodbye, old friend. My references to sub-par white point guards will never be the same. I mean who do have left, really?

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