What in the name of Babar the Beautiful does a man have to do around here?
Stern says I gotta ditch KG to the Celtics for table scraps and Al Jefferson. I say, "okay."
Stern says I gotta help the Sixers out and clear some cap room so they can get Brand. I say "okay."
And now we're on national television zero f*cking times? Really? This is how you repay me? I understand we sucked last year, but we have Al Jefferson! We have Foye back! And I drafted Kevin Love! I DRAFTED KEVIN LOVE!!!

IS KEVIN LOVE NOT ENTERTAINING?! RAHHHH!