Great Exercises in Internet NBA-Related Postings 7.7.08

• Memphis, ESPN hates you because you suck, not because you're small.
  
• Hey, surprise! A columnist for a failing industry dislikes a popular medium that's thriving! Shocking! For what it's worth, we devote a great deal of effort to being responsible with our blogs. And we have no integrity whatsoever. It's fun.
  
• The LA Times is apparently less than kind to the Clippers' newfound fortune.
  
• The thing I like best about Blog-A-Bull is how it toes that line of cruelty so sweetly and never is blatantly caustic. PS: Chris Duhon sucks.
  
• See, that's the Zero we know and love!
• The Bucks will be able to score like mad. Maybe. (No one mention that 400 lb. word that rhymes with "shmeeshemense".)
• Amen.
• Fear The Beard bids adieu.
  
• Nellie "physically lacks" the personnel to play small-ball.
• I can only pray this means we finally, finally get NBA Games on iTunes.
• Summer League not on TV because the Magic's practice facility isn't technologically fit for it? Seriously? In the age of satellite technology, we can broadcast from Mt. Everest, from the Moon, from Tyrus Thomas' family's living room, but we can't from the Magic's practice joint? WEAK SAUCE. FAN APPEASEMENT FAIL.
• Stephon Marbury, man of mystery.
• Oh, Sad Panda Plaschke.
• Blog-A-Bull celebrates five years. Cheers.