Tuesday, April 8, 2008

As I Type This I'm Sitting In My Mother's Basement In My Underwear, Because I Cannot Succeed At Journalism

Hey, what do you know, Rick Reilly's a douchebag.

Now, if you'll excuse me, it's time for my Din-Din.

Ma! Fix me some Hot Pockets, Ma! And make sure they cool! You know it burns when I spill them on my pantless legs! Ma!

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