Great Exercises in Internet NBA-Related Postings 3.2.08

• Empty The Bench covers a subject dear to my heart. Terrible local commercials.
  
• Detroit Bad Boys discuss the futures of the East.
  
• Okay, the arms race is just getting silly, now. This is like bringing a cap gun to a tank fight.
  
• Good thing the Cats got all that cap room to start last year! Whoops.
  
• Oh, good, just in time for them to collapse to the six seed.
  
• Classy move by Mikki Moore to send Gerald Wallace a get well gift.
  
• McMillan has had all he can standsk and he can't standsk no more.
  
• Interesting point. DeQuann is getting minutes, playing time, and the run of the joint, essentially. But he didn't put up 53, not yet. All I'm saying is that NBA quality guys are not that above D-League talent. There's a lot of terrible players there, but there's some really quality guys, too.
  
• The 9 Faces of Kobe.
  
• Sam Smith joins the fold. It's becoming more and more apparent that it's useless to resist.
  
• Someone want to inform Kerr of the word "duh"?
• Bad idea.
  
• Here. I won't say anything. I'll just let you make the joke.
  
• Great Farmar quote on Kobe: "He was himself."
• I don't know whether to be excited or afraid.
  
• Let's put this out there, see if it sticks. We agree with Straight Bangin'. Kobe Bryant is the best jump shooter of all time. That's our fifth genuinely nice thing we've said about Kobe today. Let's see how long this lasts.
  
• Hype Guy's running gag Onion-take off is hilarious.
  

• We make fun of the guy a lot, but seriously? Travis Diener is playing pretty well.
  
• I can't stop watching it.
  
• Cue the ominous music.
  
• Clips Nation breaks down the disaster in the Clips front office. That organization will not become legit until Sterling goes. Book it.
  
• You might not want to get comfy in that playoffs spot, Nets fans.
  
• The Suns need to get back to being underdogs.
  
• Jerry Buss essentially says "If she can drive, she can plow."
• Really? Rod Benson is worse than this guy? Really?
• I hate statements like this because when they turn out to be lies, it just pisses me off. .
• That will be all, Mr. Woodson.
  
• Hey! All the Suns are sucking! It's a party!
• Kirk Hinrich is going to be a man possessed next year, mark my words. I've seen the guy play pissed off. It's brutal.
  
• Aw, man, talented young guys! This sucks!
• Dwyane Wade. Great guy. Great competitor. Kind of a dumbass. The big thing here is Riley needs to do the right thing. Riley, if you're out there, SHUT. IT. DOWN.
• Tom's Mr. Super Happy Fun Times.
• Because, all the other teams in the NBA are boring, by the way.
  
• If you hate the Suns, this post's for you.
  
• I love conjecture. This one's really interesting.
  
• Wah-wah.
• We love both of these players' games (sort of). But there's no way.
  
• Darko should go Rodman.
• This was unpleasant.
• Why can't we ever find stuff like this?
• I find this amusing.