In his latest blog post, Rod Benson, D-League All-Star (!) is lamenting his lack of funds for obtaining security during next weekend's All-Star Weekend in New Orleans (yeah, we're going. He thinks he's scared.)
We decided to help him out with his request. He said he'd have to find a 40 lb. 6 year-old to watch his back.
So we put out some feelers.
Don't worry, Rod. We got ya.