Great Exercises in Internet NBA-Related Postings 2.8.08: The Day After Duhon Edition

• Chad Ford has all sorts of neato ideas about what the Suns could have done. Just in case you were wondering if ESPN columnists spend time on the trade machine creating scenarios that are 99% improbable, just like you!
• For those of you that are new, I have an unhealthy obsession with Mavs backup point guard Jose Juan Barrea. I thought his story was interesting. Then I saw how little he is. Cracks me up. So I nicknamed him "Jub-Jub." Everytime I mentioned Jub-Jub's name, he would fail in an epic sort of way. But not anymore. Jub-Jub is coming up, baby!
• Well, at least the folks in Memphis have one good idea.
  
• Here's a question. If there's an All-Star game and Kobe doesn't play, does the media spend more time on Kobe not playing than his replacement playing? Survey says: Yes!
• It turns out Kareem Rush is not completely horrible.
  
• Oh, this is just not good at all. Marion can talk about not being upset about it all he wants, but that first Heat-Suns game is going to be interesting.
  
• Great moments in not knowing what the hell you're doing.
  
• Can we get a moratorium on bloggers/columnists criticizing fans for dreaming up kooky trades? Because from where we're sitting, even the biggest scribes are dropping dookie.
  
• Again, with the SLAM magazine making me want to SLAM my head into a wall. Wide generalizations based on a competition that requires a tremendous amount of luck is bread in the pudding, baby!
• Now this is just funny.
  
• Painted Area slices up the fact the the Suns WILL NEVER BE YOUNG.