Tuesday, February 12, 2008

Big Man Frighten Us.

Below is a supposedly "leaked" video of Dwight Howard practicing for the dunk contest. SPOILER WARNING: There's only one dunk in it that might be spoiler worthy, but if you don't want to see anything he's working on, don't watch it, and don't read our analysis below. Just go back to the porn.

Our favorite parts?

Dear God, the off the backboard in mid air, switch hit to the other hand tomahawk. We're just going to go ahead and call that one "The Motherf*cker."

Also like the line, "Man, I'm not screaming. I don't even scream in the game!"

"I can't hang on the rim... I'm 6'11, you're 5'1"!"

It really is important to take notice of how big Howard is. That he's in this and genuinely wants to do it is something to be commended.

And feared.

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