Wednesday, January 30, 2008

Your Wednesday Night Trade Proposal Of Zen

Ben Q. Rock from Third Quarter Collapse mentioned that we should start keeping track of all the bad trade proposals we run across. He mentioned this in a therapeutic sort of way so that he will have less of an urge to do a Sylvia Plath Casserole Bake when he reads one. If you see a trade proposal that makes absolutely, positively no sense, send it to hardwoodparoxysm(at)gmail.com. Enjoy the idiocy.

This one isn't even listed on the board. It just gives me the giggles. Reader Allen sends in this gem.

Minnesota Timberwolves get: J.J. Redick, Trevor Ariza, Javaris Crittenton, Jordan Farmar, Marcin Gortat, Maurice Evans

Orlando Magic get: Mark Madsen, Derek Fisher, Steve Francis, Coby Karl, Vladimir Rodmanovic

Los Angeles Lakers get: Dwight BBJ Howard, Dikembe Mutombo, Al Jefferson, Shane Battier, Aaron Brooks, Yao Ming, Steve Novak (clearly the pin in this grenade)

Houston Rockets get: Chris Mihm, Craig Smith, Jameer Nelson, Gerald Green, Chris Richard, Kobe Bryant

Oh, and he was kind enough to make sure...

ESPN Trade Machine: ROUSING SUCCESS!

RealGM Trade Checker: I would try it, but I don't want the system to kick me out, block my IP Address and notify the authorities.

Let's compare the odds of this happening and the Mavs-Blazers-Nets Kidd deal.

Hey, it could happen!

 
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