Great Exercises in Internet NBA-Related Postings 1.28.08

• There is a rumbling from beneath. Something has found us. And it's name is Elton Brand.
  
• Kidd is NOT asking to be traded. Can we be clear? In no way is Jason Kidd asking to be traded. Except for having his agent ask for Kidd to be traded.
  
• Apparently the big Dirk decided to show some leadership. Note to Dirk: try doing that from the elbows with 30 second left in a tie game. Thanks.
  
• Dream Shake is not handling what happened last night well.
  
• The Bobcats are Fievel Goes West. Wow, it's hard to make us go "What the f*ck?" but that did it.
  
• It bears repeating: The Birdman has wings. Let him fly, NBA. Let him fly.
  
• Well, it was fun rooting for the Celtics while it lasted. Back to hating all Boston sports with the blinding fury of a thousand suns.
  
• The NBA was nice enough to release videos for all four dunk contest participants.
• We're late on this, but this is some damn fine Photoshopping.