Thursday, November 29, 2007

An Open Letter To God From Us

Thank you. Thank you so much.



I know we sometimes get angry for things like the Spurs' dominance, and Oden's injury, and Kobe Bryant in general.

But then you give us something like this.



Scoreboard.

No, wait, let's let the poor bastards at Knickerblogger.net break it down in detail (we're so sorry, guys).

How about Posting and Toasting? How are they holding up? Oh, sh*t. Somebody get them a bag, or something.

We mean...

JESUS CHRIST, ISIAH!

I mean, we mentioned yesterday about your boys screwing the pooch so hard the Garden rises up like it's the Bastille.

We're way past the Bastille. This is full on cannibalism time.

W'ere blessed here at the HP with not having any particular allegiances. We dig the fast running teams, appreciate good defense, marvel at the great ones and the role players. That said, we want to extend a warm manfan-hug to all members of the Knicks nation. For years we took joy in a large market team being utterly annihilated by incompetence and ego. But this, this is too far. Sorry guys. Don't worry. It'll be over soon.

 
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